narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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cafecliche:

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C  O  N  V  E  N  I  E  N  T  .

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it makes me laugh every single time.

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Last Lines; Harry Potter books

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seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

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givemeinternet:

Past tents

givemeinternet:

Past tents

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jinglethebellsofstjohn:

derfreedree:

delicious-food-porn:

littleplasticmonster:

morbidamusement:

cupofcarrots:

brolarosa:

chocolate

CHOCOLATE

Did someone say… chocolate?

WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE 

r$W%Y$WGT%W#^$YUQEH

  1. Oreo mousse
  2. Peanut butter cup brownies
  3. Ice cream ball fondue
  4. Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
  5. Brooklyn blackout cake
  6. Pomegranate and chocolate dessert

You’re welcome ~

O.O

Jesus Christ, tag your fucking porn.

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Fed up. Want to go home now. This semester has dragged.

amoying:

this is the most important picture on the entire internet

amoying:

this is the most important picture on the entire internet

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Alan, University student at Swansea, reading Computer Science. Rebecca <3

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